Pussy

Hey, guess what? Sugar binge+major purgathon+too many cigarettes+too much coffee+vigorous exercise=nearly passing out at the gym. Sigh. I feel like crap now.

In other news, I love it when my cat creeps into my lap slooooowly while avoiding eye contact. He's all "Nothing to see here, nope. I'm not sneaking up on you. Pay no attention to me." Then he lays down across my laptop and purrs like a lawnmower. That helps.

I need a shower now.

P.S. distortedperception, you now have a special place in my heart as my very first follower.